tyleroakley:

"How To Put On Your Face" by Anna Akana













College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381







  • Creepy old grindr guy: I love latinos!
  • Me: I love money!












sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio













dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people







shittybbry:

tongue diet







westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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chickenuqqet:

when you see a cute guy and you’re with your pretty friend

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untalented-hunter:

Welcome to my Sam Winchester bitchface appreciation post







doperespect:

same







radivs:

Captures of Autumnal Hues by Nelleke Pieters

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